[Anders kicks him all the time - that's old news. This is the first time his beard has ever disappeared - clearly that takes precedence.]
This is beyond bizarre.
[Okay, yeah, he's done looking in the mirror...Although he's not sure looking at Anders is much better, given the man's reaction to his mysteriously invisible facial hair. He's actually suddenly feeling somewhat grateful Anders never met Carver; if he had, he couldn't fail to notice the resemblance, and that would have been all kinds of awkward. Well. Even more awkward than it is already.
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[Anders kicks him all the time - that's old news. This is the first time his beard has ever disappeared - clearly that takes precedence.]
This is beyond bizarre.
[Okay, yeah, he's done looking in the mirror...Although he's not sure looking at Anders is much better, given the man's reaction to his mysteriously invisible facial hair. He's actually suddenly feeling somewhat grateful Anders never met Carver; if he had, he couldn't fail to notice the resemblance, and that would have been all kinds of awkward. Well. Even more awkward than it is already.
Anders, fix it, make it better--!]